REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
  • torontomami:

    If you’re loyal, your phone stays dry af

  • calming sentence prompts
    • "Its okay, I'm here."
    • "I'm not going to leave you."
    • "Everything is okay."
    • "I'm going to protect you."
    • "I believe in you."
    • "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
    • "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
    • "You're not going to lose me."
    • "I love you."
    • "I'll stay right here, okay?"
    • "Just breathe."
    • "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
    • "You're everything to me."
    • "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
    • "Do you want to talk about it?"
    • "You don't have to be alone."

    I know that I’m hard to love. Some days I’m all smiles and affection and then other days there’s nothing I want more than to be quiet and lie in bed.

    Sometimes I get angry about stupid things and won’t want to talk to you. Other days I’ll think that you’re the most perfect person in the world.

    Please don’t give up on me. I know it’s not easy but I’ll always come back to you.

    - Letters to the next (I hope you try)

    (Source: reality-escape-artist)


Boys, take notes.

better than brazzers
  • arrowdactyl:

    when you say a great comeback without stuttering


  • sensxal-bliss: