• tanyshark:

    if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am


  • sapphirecomics:


my dog really needs to stop staring at me in the middle of the night like this

i don’t think you’ve unlocked your dog as a character yet.
    [The] average daydream is about fourteen seconds long and [we] have about two thousand of them per day. In other words, we spend about half of our waking hours — one-third of our lives on earth — spinning fantasies. - The Storytelling Animal – the science of how we came to live and breathe stories  (via senyahearts)

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It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting




There are two kinds of people in this world; and each apparently follow unpopuler

it’s not just them im sure everyone follows him, cuz his blog is hilarious and perfect

if you aren’t following him then you need help because his blog should be followed by everyone!

wow you guys are seriously the best, always making my day! I love you guys so much <3
    I love when my husband is sleeping and grabs me and pulls me in closer 😍😍